THE INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF MAN LAWS

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

The English on holiday

This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season.

(Survey by Thomas Cook and ABTA)

Dead Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!

Shipwreck

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Bloody Management!

A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am"

Summer Classes for Men

Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, September 26th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Caption Corner

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Why We Love HRH Prince Charles

Possibly the best job in the world. No charge of sexual harrassement here!

The Duke Of Edinburgh Gives Royal Salute

Did Prince Philip Fart - You decide

Grandma

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: