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Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:41:52 +0100

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE PICTURES ARE NOT HERE.....THE WEB MASTER IS IN THE UNITED STATES WITH HIS EMPLOYER SO YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE HAS GOT TIME TO FIX THE GEEK THING THAT MAKES THEM SLIDE SHOW HERE....was a great day anyway...love you all

off the map

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:32:11 +0100

dera freindz

am still hanging and doing my best to beat the dark to the end of the line......the doctors here are as crazy as me!

as its more difficult to keep up this connection as signal here is useless...bamboo coffee shop connection...best off with string and foam cupz....next stop malaysain...goodbye....thanx for all the emails for support....love u all

dear friends

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:28:27 +0100

dear friends.......

i have gone past the feeling of them and us.....welcome to the darkest of days. i am having to face the passing of a close friend again....the heart as black as you may think as it is cannot comprehend this loss.....you may not even have a clue what the f%ck i am talking about....the darkness is where i live...i and my colleagues are here for you.....if and that is if you are of the right ilke.....peace and tranquillity to you......time for me to see the doctor......only they guess as well....ttfn

with thanx sincere

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:56:55 +0100

dear friends and family

it has taken me days to recover from the wedding....my doctor now says i should seriously chill out.
it takes time to sort out communication problems when your on an ocean'cruiser...something to do with the hull and sails and ocean, doh, i guess....never mind.

thanks for all the cards and flowers and gifts...we really didnt expect any of them. many thanks to you all though. trust you all had a great time, i know that i did. the band were fantastic but then what would you expect from such a great artist. my thanks to the entire crew for playing. priceless.

now please excuse the pun. sailing away to the land of the rising sun....will blog when i can....my thanks again to all those that made it a very special day...sorry this page is weeks behind...as i said it is difficult to manage the communications system from here....i will get the front page changed soon...just have to fix the wedding photographers mailing system and get it done direct from mainland u.k

all the best and hope to make it to xmas party in the official house of the holy..ttfn my great friends

my sincere thanks to you all

Spamming

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:22:20 +0000

This site is often the target of unwanted spamming. The Revs will NEVER condone any advertising on this site and urge anyone to completely ignore any spam posts. If a company has to resort to trying to sell innappropriate products here then their product is obviously not good enough to attract business through legitimate advertising.

Especially pharmaceuticals - If you purchase any drugs from a link here then expect it to be made by organised crime and to contain unhealthy or dangerous ingredients.

Be warned - even clicking on a dodgy link could leave you open to cyber attack if you do not have an adequate security system. We strongly urge you to keep your firewalls and virus protection up to date.

Greetings To My Blog Page

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:42:38 +0000

Thought Of The Moment:

Futureproof
Technology
is a thing of the past

Personal Messages:

A Happy and Prosperous New Year to one and all.

What's New On This Site

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:20:27 +0000

Here you will find details of major changes to this site. This does not include new postings or comments in existing Blogs, Forums or Topics

18-11-2009

To help pay for this site we have had to accept certain select adverts. They are found at the bottom left of every page. These will change regularly - or whenever I get round to it.

New Gallery for amusing pics. - Gallery Got something worth putting up - send to Webrev

17-11-2009

New forum added - where you can ask us your personal problems - or questions on any subject and we will attempt to answer them. - Dear Revs

14-11-2009

New pics in Gallery - Revs being Revs

New Topic added in response to numerous requests as to how to join The Revs -Join The Revs

23-10-2009

New Gallery added for pics of our Medieval Banquet

Join The Revs

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:40:14 +0000

So you want to join The Revs.

Thankyou for your interest.

There are two levels of entry to The Revs: Disciple or Apostle.

If you are familiar with The Revs and feel that you can contribute to The Revs then email any member of the committee making a case for why you should join as Disciple.
Discipleship is not to be taken lightly and involves a commitment to the club in the areas attendance, attitude and financial.
It is more than likely that you will be invited to join as Apostle so you can get to know the club and its members better - and so we can get to know you better.

The Apostle level of membership is for the following people.

1. Those who want to join The Revs but want to know more about the mental, physical or financial commitment necessary.

2. Those who do not want to make the commitment to join The Revs but want to be a part of the club.

3. Those who just have a space to fill on a cut-off.

Other than full members of The Revs, Apostles are the only people permitted to wear the Flaming Chalice.

Apostles get access to the Members Areas of the website

Apostles are welcome to all and every Revs event. They get priority at events with limited tickets.

You may be called on to assist in making and distributing fish sandwiches to multitudes.

You will also get a discount on certain Revs services and products.

Apostles are also requested to write Gospels to include details of the Revs virgin births, minor miracles (e.g. Rev Shrews miracle of turning Guinness into water), preaching (or late night talking bollocks), rising from the dead (have you seen Rev Panther first thing in the morning?) and women washing our feet with their hair (well we live in hope).

We are also looking into having an annual Apostle only event.

To become an Apostle costs £15. This is a one off lifetime membership fee and you will receive a 4" Apostle patch.
Send an email to the Webrev for further details and the address to send your subscription.

THE INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF MAN LAWS

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:33:27 +0100

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and
eaten by his friends.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man.
In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At
that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's
choice.

7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to
climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's
officially your girlfriend.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model
and only when it's free.

11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another guy in the nuts.

12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing
i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.

21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend'
have carnal, drunken monkey sex - the fact that you're feeling weird
and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green,
orange or sky blue.

25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for
Christmas?'
with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of
story.

26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics.
Ever.

27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition of each is listed below:

' GUTS ' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are
you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

' BALLS ' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square
on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Laws

The English on holiday

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 08:28:54 +0100

This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season.

(Survey by Thomas Cook and ABTA)

"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard cream or ginger nuts.

"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons.
I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

"On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costume and towels."

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant,
complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had
mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

"The beach was too sandy."

"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping
the gravy at the time..

"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day
looking at other women."

"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (�3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours
was significantly smaller."

"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers--will we be OK staying here?"

"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

"My fianc� and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold
you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."