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stardate 148

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:29:53 +0000

hand is still fornicatingly naffed....am looking forward to working with Bruce next week...i can do this with my left hand as i dont have to drive or owt...just smile...easy with the doctors prescription and 2 guiness.....cheshire cat syndrome doesnt always go that well at the crematorium though...good job we aint going there isnt it...wishing you all well and happy safe riding !!!! from PlanetTranquillity.... Lady Suzanne and Me ! NOW BUGGER OFF AND BE HAPPY SOMEWHERE ELSE...thats better i almost gave a toss for a moment...

an ordinary day

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:54:40 +0000

in an effort to improve my sperm count i stopped eating numerous deliciuos products.....the polish for example....well it made my breath stink for a start...all that vodka and fresh o veg....she still does the cleaning even though we won the lottery....my idea of some sad twat in a mansion in cilly un cester buying a ticket to [pay the cleaner makes me projectile my well done horse steak....mr broome is still looking for RUPERT and i am still eating the stringey bastard.......if you know me well enuff then that is humourus ski.....ttfn

HARTLEY V TOLSTOY

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:28:31 +0000

DAY 142...THE BLUE SKY AND THE LIMPERS PUT IN AN APPEARANCE.....SOME POTATO BIKES AND THE BLACK N WHITE MOVING AROUND.....COOL.....HAD TO MOVE MY CAR.WAS ASKED BY THE LOCAL BLUE BOY TO DO SO...MY LEGITIMATE MERC MAKES THE CRESENT LOOK UNTIDY ???? WELL YOUR NET CURTAIN IS F$CKING HIDEOUS YOU FAT LIMPING DEAD FROM THE NECK UP FRESIAN HOUSE BOUND NODDY BOBBY GENITALIA SUCKING TWO TOED WHORE.....I DIGRESS....MY VOLATROL AND TRAMADOLIUM AND OPIATED MIX WITH ALCOHOLIC TENDANCIES LEAVE ME WELL CHUFFED WJTH THE BANK OF ENGLANDS DECISION TO PAY THE WORST OF THEM THAT KINDA MONEY....HAVE YOU GOT A LOTTERY TICKET? I GOT TERMINAL CAMELOT....LMFAO...SEE YOU ALL SOON HOPE READING THIS MAKES YOU SMILE....F$CK IT IF TI DONT....PMSL....GRAMPA JONES XXXXXXXX

what was the question

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:32:01 +0000

alcohol was the answer anyway.......as for daily blog try this on for size.

status f'@kt hand for atleast 2 wks...relaxing with strong medication and first rate nursing...lmfao

seriuosly.....lmfao appareaerestly eye smolt SEROUISLY wrong.....ma ma ma ma ma med med dick cation is goooooooooD

BE HAPPY MY FRIENDS....C U SOOOOOOOOOOONAH

broken...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:17:34 +0000

HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am sitting on the canal at brum....my broken hand is tiresome.....the jeweller can relax momentarily..well until my friend from the darkside { on my behalf } arrives to collect said dues.....cracking on and sick pay the days away with nothing better to do than watch the world go by.....bye..............

134 mph and days....

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:23:00 +0000

killed the merc and the mg....travelled at warp speed still and got to the highlands and black...very gateful to my friend mr wrightfor the use of motor.. and mr mailin for coming through with motor aswell,,,,this is what life is about.....helping out whenever you can...its inn'stant karma...... employer$ should take a leaf out of THE WAYS OF FRIENDS AND HUMANS written by speilberga the scary c$nt....maybe then people would consider working harder or atleast remaining with the company...goodbye shell...goodbye yeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

flying !!!!!!!!

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:21:51 +0000

yahooooooo !!!!!!!!! theres that sunshine again.....yes uts back and the bikes ready to go go go !!!!!! mucking fental....had a great night out with the creepiest of the crawlies....brian enjoyed my girl friday.....ironmaiden were awesome...lmfao happydays xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thats life

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:32:45 +0000

Dear Friends (if I have any left) my life has changed, I�ve moved away, changed gear, however you dress it, everything�s very different. If it happened to you I would wish you well and you know that is the case.... Champagne included.
I was in a very bad mood when I wrote my last blog. Please accept my apologies, I love you all and wish you peace and happiness in your lives.
I�m still seeing the doctor (no joke, see previous blogs) and I�m marrying a nurse who thinks I�m quite insane, so it would seem there is light at the end of the tunnel.....
It would seem I have offended a large number of people in recent months. Change isn�t always easy to accept, but you eventually get use to it.....
My latest blunder, apparently, being my choice of wedding officiant. I made this choice, having considered at length the possibilities of causing offence, and given our common line of business, I had to think outside the box.
I am the shrew, I am the madman,
Ladies and Gentlemen
Good night.

and going further...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:59:06 +0000

WELCOME TO INFORMATION HIGHWAY....MY PHONE NUMBER HAS CHANGED AND IF YOU ARE NOT PRIVVY TO IT THEN YOU HAVE A CHOICE....EITHER TAKE IT AS A VERY BIG HINT ( WHICH IT IS ) OR JUST ACCEPT THAT JUST LIKE ANIMALS IN THE FOREST...PEOPLE COME AND THEY GO....QUIETLY AND OFTEN.....this blogging business is not what i am going to spend my dying days doing......see you all soon or just accept that i wish you well.....be lucky and enjoy your time wherever you may find yourself....but do find yourself somewhere else...DOCTORS ORDERS.

day 126

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:30:00 +0000

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, Good Night, and now for the weather......
I have been extremely busy moving from a � z and when done (i am sure i will be oven ready/? Summer) In the meantime this is the news.......
I INTEND TO FULFIL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS AS A REVEREND (I.E. THE STONE CIRCLE AT FOXBURROW LANE � THE MAGIC GARDEN; 3 BAPTISMS, 2 WEDDINGS, 1 HOUSE BLESSING AND NO FUNERALS FULL STOP) THAT ARE THUS FAR BOOKED FOR 2010. I AM NOT TAKING ANY FURTHER BOOKINGS AS MY CALENDAR IS VERY NARROW AND AS YOU ARE NOW AWARE.
I AM IN LOVE AND TOTALLY USELESS AT ANYTHING AT THE PRESENT TIME APART FROM BEING LOVED UP AND STARING INTO MY LADY SUZANNES EYES. DONT UPSET ME OR I WILL START HUNTING WELL BEFORE THE BEARS WAKE UP. NO JOKE IVAN, SEE YOU VERY SOON.
VERY SERIOUSLY, PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED IF I AM SEEMINGLY UNAVAILABLE. I AM WORKING 24 HOURS A DAY AND I WILL BE CATCHING YOU ALL UP AND OVERTAKING YOU SHORTLY. MUCKING FENTAL.
HOWEVER, IF YOU NEED TO SPEAK TO ME, PLEASE DO SO WHILST I AM NOT DRIVING A VEHICLE (WHICH IS MOST OF THE TIME SO PLEASE BE PATIENT) OR TEXT THE SITUATION STATUS.
I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY AND MISS YOU ALL DEARLY. (DEARLY SMITH) I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING A BEER WITH YOU ON A DRY SUNNY DAY SOON IN ENGLANDS GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND LMFAO.
HAPPY DOUGHNUTS DANCE FLOOR BABIES (DON�T CALL ME KEVIN)

my life my words my conciuosnesstlyinglingy........my jacobs ladder